Our top secret sources within the Deep State has confirmed with us that China is, in fact, preparing for Thermonuclear War with The United States of America!
The U.S. Government is using memory erasing chemicals in tainted prescription drugs. CNN Reported on the phenomena recently. Multiple people in Massachusetts have been complaining of Amnesia like symptoms. The scientific odds of this occurring to more than a dozen people in the same city is less than 0.00001%.
Democratic strategists are already working on their alibi for the massive Voter Fraud that potentially favored their party nationwide for decades. On the ludicrous YouTube “news” channel by Roland Martin, one topic of discussion was the impending and necessary Voter Fraud investigation requested by President Trump.
Struggling actor Shia LaBeouf has appeared to become completely unhinged. Shia attacked a protestor yesterday at his street school art project in NYC. The NYPD arrested him a few hours later. The initial attack was captured on video and was shared online. The victim may have suffered a few broken bones during the assault.
First off, let’s get some important things straight. It’s not wrong in any way to want people to enter a country legally. Second, it’s not wrong to deport those who enter a country illegally. Third, it’s not wrong to deport noncitizens who commit violent acts or deal drugs to others. No one wants that, right? Ok. Now back to the wall.
It’s happening again y’all. First, they whitewashed Jesus, now they’re trying to whitewash Jay Z. Recent reports show that the IP address used to deface the prominent black historical figures has been linked back to Trump’s White House. We have an idea who did it, but what do you think?
The folks over at Bad Lip Reading have done it again! Some of the best lines below.
“I’ve shoulder worn my shoulder pads.” – The Donald
“I have some pretzels for you.” – Melania Trump
“You s*ck” – Barack Obama
“I’m important” – The Donald
Make Chicago Great Again? Well, that seems to be President Trump’s first order of business against violent Gangs in areas like Chicago where the murder rate has doubled since the same time last year. Chicago Authorities have been unable to bring peace and order in the city, and they need help.
Have you seen that photo of Trump’s inauguration with a thin and scrawny crowd? Well, it’s fake. You see, that photo was taken at 8:00 am when the crowd was still barely forming. The mainstream media are colluding together, and their agenda is to embarrass President Trump at any chance they get. It seems that during their time of desperation and despair, they’ve decided to stoop even lower and just flat out lie about Trump. We’ve seen this recently with CNN, BuzzFeed, Time, and ABC News all publishing FAKE news articles about Trump.
Did the Russians recruit Donald Trump as a young child? The issue came to light recently when a member of Congress casually asked Donald about his childhood after the inauguration. What was Donald Trump doing in Russia in 1954?